“Mail Order Brides”

When I heard about the institution of mail order brides, I thought the idea was too good to be true. You see, I am a really sweet guy, but I have had some problems with relationships in the past. It seems that, no matter how many American women I meet, none of them want to settle down. None of them have the old-fashioned “stand by your man” attitude that is so necessary to make a marriage, or any kind of long-term relationship, work. But I know that in many other countries, it is different. There, they still know the value of a good guy. And I am a good guy.

Actually, the first reference to mail order brides that I ever heard of was in college. I lived with a bunch of other single guys, and we used to always joke about having a mail order Russian bride to clean house for us. At that point, I thought the whole idea was a joke. It was only years later when I realized that it actually is possible to get a mail order bride off the Internet. God bless Google – without it, I never would’ve known.

When I first looked for mail order brides, I realized how many attractive women there are who are desperate to find an American man. I guess it is just because American men tend to be more progressive and enlightened than the men in their own countries. All of these Asian mail order brides trying to find someone to take them out of their homelands know that there is no better way for a woman to find happiness than with an American man. I wish more of the women that I know knew that!

I have been looking at many mail order brides in the past week or two, trying to find the one that is right for me. I think Asian mail order brides are the prettiest, but I am not sure. Latin mail order brides often have very good smiles, and a voluptuousness that is rare indeed, even among American women. I have sent text messages to several mail order brides, as well as my $300 contact fee, and am anxiously awaiting their return messages. I can’t wait to pick out my own future wife. Honestly, any of the mail order brides will do. Now if only they would start to write me back!